What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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