How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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A blind man watches TV

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

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