The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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I shot a bitch.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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