- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Knock Knock opens the door

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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