- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

You and your parents are going to die today

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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