when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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