Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Ben Affleck

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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