Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Nice belt.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Obamacare

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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