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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Logan's gay

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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angelosnyder is not gay

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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