- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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