Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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