What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Justin with a hat.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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