Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Women's rights

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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