How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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