Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

You know what's funny? Rape

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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