Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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The Joke Below

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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VAL SUCKS

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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