- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Your're racist.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

did you stub your toe?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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