- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A man penetrates another man.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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