Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Knock knock *open*

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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