- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

anal seepage

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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