How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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all hail based mark

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Julian Ha.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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