What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A sober Irish individual.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Jews

Robin, get in the car!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

I hate long jokes -_-

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

An Artic Storm.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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