Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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