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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

PSN IS UP

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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