- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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