Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Caca.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Dance is a sport

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

women's rights

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

The Female Orgasm

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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