- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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