- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

poop

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??