- Anti Joke

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton