What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Well, there's one way...

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A person from Singapore eats

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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