what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Feminism.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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obama

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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My Boyfriend

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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