- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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