- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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