- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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