Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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