why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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