Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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