WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

AIDS.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

boobs.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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