- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Womens' sports

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

AIDS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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