- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Wolfjob.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Poop!!

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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