- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

knock knock whos there? nobody

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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