What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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