- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

are you saying pam, or pan?

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

I had a submarine.... once

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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