- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

hi joshua

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's 9+10? 19.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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