- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Chuck Norris.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Koalas mum is a slut

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Neil Lewis

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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