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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

The queen having a shit

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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