- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

The Labour Party.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Barack Obama plays basketball

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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