An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why? Why Not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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