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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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