- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

The Game.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you make a car? You build it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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